Good people that have found my website! I’m glad you’re here. I’m sorry I didn’t clean, I wasn’t expecting company. Pardon the mess, it’s blessed.

Halfway through 2021, comedy is back. It’s been good. Really good. I can’t wait to see you and if you’re vaccinated, kiss. Or hug. Or stare at each other from across the room. I don’t give a shit, I just want to see you. I’m shocked at how quickly the sea legs come back. I really thought this year was going to be a major toll on my ability to be on stage and to be quick and fun. It hasn’t, I’m still fun, I’m a little slower, but only because I ate like 4 cheese wheels in the last year. They were good, but I don’t know if it was worth it.

Anyways, I’m coming outta my cage, and I’m doing really fine. If you’re in Kansas City, Bloomington (Indiana, not Minnesota. Although I like Bloomington, MN. It’s the Mall of America home.), or Denver- I have dates to share. If you’re not, well, I’ll be in NYC- and that’s your burden to shoulder. I’m excited and you can be too! Exact shows can be found in the “shows” tab of this website. I would have put a link, but I don’t know how to do that. Are you a manager? This looks like a job for you!

8/19-21 | Kansas City, MO (and Kansas I guess?)

9/1-3 | Bloomington, IN

10/27-10/31 | Denver, CO

Come say hi! I’ve missed you!


Oh my god. You’re here. I’m so sorry I didn’t clean up, it’s usually much nicer than this. Top left will give you the menu. Top right will feed you to my social stuff. I’m banned from twitter because my roommate is a bad person.