Thanks for stopping by, whether it’s your first or last time here, I appreciate it. It’s been a wild few months, sorry I haven’t gotten back to you. Everything is good- I have a girlfriend now and my Braves are number one in their division, this is great. I’ve got a bunch of shows this month, but I’m very excited to announce that I, along with my two pals, Donnie Sengstack and John Rosenberger, will be starting a show at the iconic West Village mainstay, The Bitter End.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t excited. The Bitter End has been a bucket list venue for me since I was a little kid playing music. There’s a lot of history there, a ton. All the greats have recorded albums there, Bill Cosby, Woody Allen, John Wayne Gacy Jr. etc. No, but for real, that room has a lot of history and it’s exciting to be able to produce a show in a space that I’ve known about since I was a little kid. The show was going to be called Liz Phair, but I think we’re settling under the moniker, Laundry Night. I’m nervous, there’s a ton of history in that room, and you can feel it the second you step inside. If you go on their wikipedia page, the number of my idols that recorded live there is pretty daunting. Our first show is July 3rd at 11 PM. Please come.
Aside from that, I’m quitting drinking. Today is day 4, which makes me 4 days better than you. What a time to be alive. I’d love to see you and talk to you, and love you, please come to a show.
Farewell, ya pescatarians.